Try to think of any Australian bullies we have had, especially in the past 5 years.
Bullies and Bullying in History: The Fall of Tyrants and the Power of Humour
Bullying, at its core, is an abuse of power—whether physical, emotional, or social—designed to intimidate, oppress, or humiliate. Throughout history, this behavior has manifested not only in schoolyards but on grand stages, where tyrants, despots, and oppressors have wielded their authority like cudgels. The seriousness of bullying cannot be overstated: it has crushed spirits, ended lives, and shaped societies through fear. Yet, time and again, history shows that bullies—especially the most infamous ones—can be taken down, often with a surprising ally: humour. By examining key figures who epitomised bullying on a grand scale and how they fell, we uncover a pattern of resilience, resistance, and the subversive power of laughter.
The Seriousness of Bullying: A Historical Lens
The impact of bullying reverberates through history, often with devastating consequences. Take the Roman Emperor Nero, a notorious bully of the ancient world. Nero’s reign (54–68 CE) was marked by cruelty and paranoia, from executing his own mother to burning Christians as scapegoats for Rome’s woes. His bullying was systemic, terrorising an empire with capricious violence. Or consider the medieval warlord Vlad the Impaler (1431–1476), whose sadistic penchant for impaling enemies—and even his own people—earned him a legacy as a real-life Dracula. These figures didn’t just intimidate; they weaponised fear to maintain control, leaving trails of trauma that scarred generations.
In more modern times, bullies like Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler scaled this behavior to genocidal proportions. Stalin’s purges in the Soviet Union (1930s) saw millions imprisoned or executed, often on fabricated charges, while Hitler’s Third Reich orchestrated the Holocaust, bullying entire populations into submission or annihilation. The seriousness of their actions lies not just in the body count but in the psychological toll: the pervasive dread that silenced dissent and eroded humanity. Bullying, in these cases, wasn’t a petty taunt—it was a machine of oppression, grinding down the vulnerable.
The Downfall of Bullies: How They Were Taken Down
Yet history also teaches us that bullies, no matter how powerful, are not invincible. Their downfall often comes through a combination of resistance, strategy, and, surprisingly, humour. Nero’s reign ended in 68 CE when his excesses—financial ruin, cruelty, and theatrical self-indulgence—sparked a revolt. The Roman Senate declared him a public enemy, and his own guards abandoned him. Fleeing, Nero took his own life, muttering, “What an artist dies in me!”—a pathetic whimper from a once-feared tyrant. His bullying collapsed under the weight of its own excess, undone by those he’d alienated.
Vlad the Impaler met a similarly ignominious end. In 1476, after years of terrorising Wallachia, he was ambushed and killed by Ottoman forces, his head reportedly displayed as a trophy. His bullying tactics—effective in the short term—made enemies of everyone, from local nobles to foreign powers, ensuring his gruesome demise. The lesson is clear: bullies who overreach sow the seeds of their own destruction.
In the 20th century, Hitler’s downfall came through coordinated resistance. The Allied forces, bolstered by the resilience of occupied nations, toppled the Nazi regime in 1945. Hitler, cowering in a bunker, ended his life as Berlin fell—a stark contrast to the bluster of his rallies. Stalin, meanwhile, ruled until his death in 1953, but his legacy unraveled posthumously. His successor, Nikita Khrushchev, denounced him in the 1956 “Secret Speech,” exposing his crimes and dismantling the cult of personality. The bully’s aura crumbled under scrutiny and truth.
Humour: The Unexpected Weapon
What unites many of these takedowns is the role of humor as a subtle but potent ally. Bullies thrive on fear and reverence; laughter strips them bare. During Hitler’s rise, satirists like Charlie Chaplin took aim. Chaplin’s 1940 film The Great Dictator mocked the Führer as Adenoid Hynkel, a bumbling, ranting fool. The film didn’t stop the war, but it punctured Hitler’s mystique, showing the world he could be laughed at. Similarly, in the Soviet Union, underground jokes circulated despite the risk of the Gulag. One quip—“Stalin lost his pipe. The next day, he found it. ‘Good,’ he said, ‘because Beria confessed’”—skewered his paranoia and the absurdity of his purges. Humor humanized the victims and dehumanized the bully, chipping away at his power.
Even in ancient times, humor had its place. Nero’s flamboyant performances as a singer and actor were mocked by Roman satirists like Juvenal, who painted him as a ridiculous poser. This ridicule didn’t kill Nero, but it fueled the discontent that led to his ousting. Vlad, too, became a figure of dark comedy in later folklore, his brutality exaggerated into the vampire mythos—a transformation that diminished his terror into something almost cartoonish.
The Broader Lesson
Bullying’s seriousness—its capacity to wound, oppress, and destroy—is undeniable, etched into history’s bloodiest chapters. Nero, Vlad, Hitler, Stalin: these bullies wielded power with horrifying effect, yet each fell, undone by resistance, overreach, or the slow grind of justice. Their stories remind us that no bully is untouchable. And humour, that great equaliser, often plays a role—whether through satire, mockery, or the quiet chuckle of defiance. It’s a reminder that while bullies may loom large, they’re often smaller than they seem, toppled not just by force but by the courage to laugh in their faces.
In the end, history’s bullies teach us two truths: their reign is real and ruinous, but it’s rarely permanent. And sometimes, the sharpest weapon against them isn’t a sword or a gun—it’s a well-timed jest.
History shouts it loud: no bully lasts forever, and sometimes, a laugh is the sharpest blade of all.
Ian Brighthope
5 Australian bullies
1 Dan Andrews
Mark Mogowan
Kerry Chant
Jackie lambie
Michael Gunner
BOY WOULD I LIKE TO HOLD THEM DOWN AND GIVE THEM A DOSE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE
Australia's PM is invited to address his local primary school.
After explaining a little bit of his flaky governmental platform, he asks the kids if they had any questions.
Ian raises his hand and says
I have 3 questions for you...
1) How did you manage to win the election, even though you had less votes in our system than any other time?
2) Why haven't you banned the mRNA fake "vaccines" that have killed & maimed thousands?
3) Don't you think that the corruption within your party was/is the biggest of its kind in OUR countries history?
The PM, sweating like a bastard, tugs at his ear & at this very moment the bell rings and all the kids run out of the classroom.
After the break the PM tells the kids to feel free to ask him more questions and this time John raises his hand and says: I have 5 questions for you...
1) How did you manage to win the elections, even though you had less votes?
2) Why haven't you banned the mRNA fake "vaccines" that have killed & maimed thousands?
3) Don't you think that the corruption by your party was the biggest of its kind in Australias history?
4) Why did the bell sound 20 minutes earlier today?
5) Where's Ian?